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Do you think the delivery guy will remember you distinctly enoguh to care about your untimely fake death?

well now i'm questioning everything laur

I'm just saying that he probably delivers to dozens of people every shift. You're probably not the most awkward thing he's ever seen.

are you saying my smoking hot bod in a towel is not memorable????

Not at all. I just remember working menial jobs and at a certain point, it all blurs together.

well we both know i have no experience now so i will defer to your expertise

Thank you. And if I'm wrong, because it could happen, maybe the delivery guy could be your next great love story. It's a very romcom kind of start.

wouldn't i have to move to the small town to make that happen?

That's a strictly Hallmark offering. If you're going for the early aughts rom-com boom, they were all about the city girls.

city girl supremacy yesss

They also had a surprising amount of gag nudity, so technically you're on the right track.

okay okay i'm liking where this is going, we should have a movie night!

Yes, we should. Your place or mine?